This shit is funny
(Source: holdontotheirtears)
“ohhhhhhh ching chong ling long ting tong, ohhhhhhhhhh” - Alexandra Wallace. This is supposed to be offensive to my race but I find it more funny for some reason :L
Sometimes life is a shit sandwich and, eventually, we’ll all be forced to take a bite
So my dad buys an expensive car then says to me don’t spend anymore money, then he buys about £12 of junk food and a £50 bike -.-
Where the fuck are you! I’m gonna kill you! :) (smiley face)
on a less angry note…
It would be nice to have a blow job, it would be a nice to have a blow job, it would be a nice to have a blow job, it would be a nice to have a blow job from your mum. :P (blink-182 - Blew job)
